Milwaukee County Stadium, Milwaukee, WI
Number of games: 1
First and last game: July 5, 1993 (Rangers 5, Brewers 4)
County Stadium was destroyed in 2001.
With the opening of Miller Park, Milwaukee may finally feel like it has made the big leagues, stadium-wise. County Stadium’s small-town, not-quite-big-league feel was the source of its charm, however, and I can’t help but feel that something has been lost.
I attended the game with engaged friends Chris and Rebecca. Rebecca is very Wisconsin, right down to the weird pronunciation of short “a” (as in “class”; those of you who know folks from between Chicago and Green Bay know exactly the sound I’m talking about). Both are baseball fans–Rebecca talked about joining Safety Patrol during her childhood in Wauwatosa just so she could get the free Brewer tickets that were the major perk of the job, and Chris ably manned the scorebook duties when I went for a walk around the park. We sat underneath the overhang, a little bit behind first base, to watch a bad Brewer team get beat in a close game.
Rebecca showed a little alarm at the kinds of things I would yell…back in my youth, when I was with friends, I sometimes would yell things at my least favorite ballplayers (anybody who doesn’t hustle or any power hitter hitting under .200, like, in this game, Tom Brunansky). “I HAVE VERY LITTLE FAITH IN YOU,” I shouted when Bruno came to bat with the bases loaded…Texas had walked Greg Vaughn to get to him, and wouldn’t you too? In the years since, I have decided that the price of admission does not give me license to verbally abuse people. Even a .179-hitting cleanup hitter. They’re people too. Rebecca would give me a shocked look when I shouted, then laugh in spite of herself.
But then, I’ve spent most of my life saying inappropriate things to Rebecca. It’s a nice arrangement: I say something astonishingly inappropriate to Rebecca, and in exchange, Rebecca laughs very hard for a long, long time, often punctuating it with “Oh, man!” I swear she’ll laugh at things I say that, if somebody else were saying them, she’d make a citizens’ arrest on them. That, and Chris’s bemused looks at our behavior, form the basis for a pair of incredibly valued 10-year friendships.
I missed an inning to look for a guy who I think was named Wayne or Ray Zumwalt. I was feeling all smug about what a stud I was for going to 11 ballparks that summer, when Wayne or Ray, who clearly has a whole lot of money, a month off, and a personal assistant, decided to go to all 30 ballparks…in thirty days. We crossed paths in Milwaukee. I know because they put his name on the scoreboard…but when I went out to look for him (asking ushers, mostly), I had no success. Ray or Wayne…way to go. If I ever find I have more money than I know what to do with, or if I can find a sponsor, and an understanding date to get on all those planes with me, I may follow in your footsteps.
BASEBALL STUFF I’VE SEEN HERE:
Juan Gonzalez hits a game-winning eighth-inning home run off of James Austin.
Tom Brunansky pops out to short with two out and the bases loaded.
No Brewer home runs, so I didn’t get to see Bernie Brewer slide into the suds.(Written August 2001. Updated July 2005.)